Combine one word from each of the columns below, preface with "Thou." and thus shalt thou have the perfect insult. Let yourself go-mix and match to find a barb worthy of the Bard! ..
Column 1 ------- Column 2 ------- Column 3
artless ------- base-court ------- apple-john
bawdy ------- bat-fowl ing ------- baggage
beslubbering ------- beef-witted ------- bamacle
bootless ------- beetle-heaped ------- bladder
churlish ------- boil-brained ------- boar-pig
cockered ------- clapper-clawed ------- bugbear
clouted ------- clay-brained ------- bum-bailey
craven -------common-kissing ------- canker-blossom
currish ------- crook-pated ------- clack-dish
dankish ------- dismal-dreaming ------- clotpole
dissembling ------- dizzy-eyed ------- coxcomb
droning ------- doghearted ------- codpiece
errant ------- dread-bolted ------- death-token
fawning ------- earth-vexing ------- dewberry
fobbing ------- elf-skinned ------- flap-dragon
froward ------- fat-kidneyed ------- flax-wench
frothy ------- fen-sucked ------- flirt-gill
gleeking ------- flap-mouthed ------- foot-licker
goatish ------- fly-bitten ------- fustilarian
gorbellied ------- folly-fallen ------- giglet
impertinent ------- fool-born ------- gudgeon
infestious ------- full-gorged ------- haggard
jarring ------- guts-griping ------- harpy
loggerheaded ------- half-faced ------- hedge-pig
lumpish ------- hasty-wined ------- horn-beast
mammering ------- hedge-born ------- hugger-mugger
mangled ------- hell-hated ------- jolthead
mewling ------- idle-headed ------- lewdster
paunchy ------- ill-breeding ------- lout
pribbling ------- ill-nurtured ------- maggot-pie
puking ------- knotty-pated ------- malt-worm
puny ------- milk-livered ------- mammet
quailing ------- motley-minded ------- measle
rank ------- onion-eyed ------- minnow
reeky ------- plume-plucked ------- miscreant
roguish ------- pottle-deep ------- moldwarp
ruttish ------- pox-marked ------- mumble-news
saucy ------- reeling-ripe ------- nut-hook
spleeny ------- rough-hewn ------- pigeon-egg
spongy ------- rude-growing ------- pignut
surly ------- rump-fed ------- puttock
tottering ------- shard-borne ------- pumpion
unmuzzled ------- sheep-biting ------- ratsbane
vain ------- spur-galled ------- scut
venomed ------- swag-bellied ------- skainsmate
villainous ------- tardy-gaited ------- sttumpet
warped ------- tickle-brained ------- varlot
wayward ------- toad-spotted ------- vassal
weedy ------- un-legible ------- whey-face
yeastly ------- weather-brained ------- wagtail